Friday, May 19, 2017

Hot Dog From Hell!



Hot Dog From Hell!



I was at the Burger King drive-thru today and the speaker said, “Will that complete your order?”

I said, “Yes.”

She responded with, “Would you like to add an all-beef hot dog for $1.00 today?”

Me: “Can I change my answer?”

What answer?”

You asked me if my order was complete and I said yes. I would like to change that answer to 'no' and add the all-beef $1.00 hot dog. I need that all-beef $1.00 hot dog. My day depends on that all-beef $1.00 hot dog. My life depends on that all-beef $1.00 hot dog. Why would you let me complete my order and then ask if I want an all-beef $1.00 hot dog? Might I suggest that henceforth, you offer the all-beef $1.00 hot dog before you ask if my order is complete? It's just good hot dog offer etiquette. Now, cancel my order and I will drive around and start this process over again – let's get it right this time, punk!”

Moments later: “Sorry, sir, we just ran out of hot dogs because they were on special for $1.00. You should have come earlier.”


Well, wasn't that a swift kick in the shorts... smh...



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