Without cascading through the tightly woven tapestry of my teeth brushing rules of engagement, I will share a little anecdote that proves that I am just life's ball of yarn. As I attempted to squeeze toothpaste out of its container and onto the bristles of my tooth brushing stick, I thought to myself, "It appears that the government did a reality check on Reality."
I chuckled for a moment and then I became frustrated insofar as the toothpaste would not exit the cylinder. I applied more pressure and thought, "With over one-half century of applying toothpaste to a toothbrush, why am I failing so miserably today?"
Next, I rolled it up from the bottom toward the top to no avail. So, I did what I always do in these sort of occasions; I smashed it with my hand. This action proved to be unfavorable as the toothpaste shot straight into my eyes.
Well, the recoil from this toothpaste assault caused me to fall backward into the shower. Of course, the shower curtain had surrounded me as I was gasping for oxygen. Then, two bottles of Head & Shoulders fell off the shelf and hit me in the head and shoulders.
No one heard my grisly shrieks for help so I did what I thought was the correct thing to do given these turn of events – I took a nap.
When I woke up, the sun was gleaming on one side of my face and I struggled to unravel myself from my blankets. When I got up and looked into the mirror, I noticed that my eyes were brighter than usual and had a certain sparkle to them. Isn't that nifty?
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